1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:22,277 --> 00:00:25,597 Would you please tell Miss Francis we're ready when she is. 3 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,557 It's not real. It's just pretend. 4 00:00:31,717 --> 00:00:34,677 It's all right, Lizzie. She's only made of straw. 5 00:00:34,677 --> 00:00:38,797 Come on, Lizzie. No-one will want the pictures if you're not in them. 6 00:00:38,797 --> 00:00:41,797 It's erm... It's one fairy story too many, I think. 7 00:00:41,797 --> 00:00:43,957 Ladies and gentlemen, 8 00:00:43,957 --> 00:00:45,917 boys and girls, 9 00:00:46,997 --> 00:00:51,717 welcome to Midsomer Parva's first Straw Woman Festival - 10 00:00:51,717 --> 00:00:53,757 HORN, TYRES SCREECH 11 00:00:53,757 --> 00:00:56,077 PERSISTENT HORN 12 00:00:56,077 --> 00:00:57,717 CRIES OF ALARM 13 00:00:57,717 --> 00:00:59,397 Oh, for God's sake! 14 00:01:00,437 --> 00:01:02,277 That's it! 15 00:01:05,597 --> 00:01:08,517 I think our best response to this sort of intrusion 16 00:01:08,517 --> 00:01:11,317 is to press ahead in as dignified a manner as possible. 17 00:01:11,317 --> 00:01:13,517 Dr Cole? Vicar? 18 00:01:22,717 --> 00:01:24,677 Stand back, children. 19 00:01:26,757 --> 00:01:28,717 CAMERA WHIRS 20 00:01:32,517 --> 00:01:34,357 Come on, man. It's a tradition. 21 00:01:45,277 --> 00:01:48,757 CHILDREN: # ..banished from our hearts is she 22 00:01:48,757 --> 00:01:51,117 ♪ Firelight and sing refrain 23 00:01:51,117 --> 00:01:53,637 ♪ Vanquish darkness with her name... ♪ 24 00:02:10,317 --> 00:02:12,277 SCREAMING 25 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:15,877 (SCREAMS) 26 00:02:18,997 --> 00:02:20,957 (HOWLS FOR HELP) 27 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,327 Nice night for a barbecue. 28 00:03:19,247 --> 00:03:21,207 MUSIC POUNDS 29 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,727 LINE-DANCING MUSIC 30 00:03:30,447 --> 00:03:32,007 ♪ Yee-ha! ♪ 31 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,647 Why the police? 32 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:20,247 One of the Bible-bashers got burnt alive on top of that bonfire. 33 00:04:20,247 --> 00:04:22,287 Maybe there IS a God, after all. 34 00:04:22,287 --> 00:04:24,527 Yeah, and you know what? 35 00:04:25,607 --> 00:04:29,007 She's called Doris Day and she's counting your drinks. 36 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,447 Hi, Agnes. 37 00:04:32,407 --> 00:04:34,767 At least you tried. 38 00:04:40,287 --> 00:04:43,007 Special dispensation. Hm. 39 00:04:44,087 --> 00:04:48,887 Something tells me I'm about to be prime suspect in a murder case. 40 00:04:50,247 --> 00:04:52,567 Seems I've put somebody on a bonfire. 41 00:04:55,487 --> 00:04:58,047 I've put tomorrow's schedule on your desk. 42 00:04:59,087 --> 00:05:01,047 Is there anything else? 43 00:05:03,487 --> 00:05:06,407 Well, if I think of anything else, I'll let you know. 44 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:18,327 Lovely costume, by the way. 45 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:30,447 Mrs Hopkins. I wondered who they'd send. 46 00:05:30,447 --> 00:05:33,167 I'd like to talk to Miss Francis, please. 47 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,807 Who the hell are you? 48 00:05:34,807 --> 00:05:37,127 I'm DCI Barnaby. This is DS Scott. 49 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:38,887 Oh. Sorry. 50 00:05:38,887 --> 00:05:40,487 Dr Cole. 51 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:44,407 Miss Francis is suffering from shock. 52 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:46,367 We can talk to Miss Francis tomorrow. 53 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:49,367 Yeah. Yeah. OK. We'll get a WPC to take care of you. 54 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:53,887 It's Alex! He's not in church. 55 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,967 It's Alex. I know it is. 56 00:05:55,967 --> 00:05:59,887 Alex? Who's Alex? Alex Deakin. Our curate. 57 00:05:59,887 --> 00:06:02,727 Reverend, do you have any reason to believe 58 00:06:02,727 --> 00:06:05,087 that someone would want to murder him? 59 00:06:07,527 --> 00:06:10,967 It'll be that rabble up at the manor, Barnaby. You mark my words. 60 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:12,367 Sir! 61 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:14,127 I'll talk to you later. 62 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,127 Jim. 63 00:06:17,927 --> 00:06:20,727 Anything I can do? You've got a nerve, Miss Malpas. 64 00:06:25,487 --> 00:06:27,687 Dental records only, I'm afraid. 65 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:31,087 He'd have to be unconscious when he was put in here, wouldn't he? 66 00:06:31,087 --> 00:06:34,007 What do you reckon? It's hard to say. 67 00:06:35,087 --> 00:06:38,127 This is going to take some time, I'm afraid, Tom. 68 00:06:38,127 --> 00:06:40,047 I'll get on to Missing Persons. 69 00:06:42,127 --> 00:06:44,567 I don't think that's going to be necessary. 70 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:57,767 ..sinners, snares, fire and brimstone, storm and tempest - 71 00:06:57,767 --> 00:07:00,327 It's your duty to reassure the children 72 00:07:00,327 --> 00:07:02,447 there isn't a witch on the loose. 73 00:07:02,447 --> 00:07:05,007 ..his fan is in his hand and he will purge - 74 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,767 Damn it, man! It's only a school assembly. 75 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,687 DOOR OPENS Dr Cole? 76 00:07:10,807 --> 00:07:12,367 Dr Cole. 77 00:07:13,407 --> 00:07:15,087 Mrs Hopkins. 78 00:07:15,087 --> 00:07:18,207 I'd like to ask the Reverend Hale some questions. 79 00:07:18,207 --> 00:07:21,647 We need him at the school. Would you mind waiting outside? 80 00:07:21,647 --> 00:07:23,087 Thank you. 81 00:07:23,087 --> 00:07:26,207 ..the day of the Lord cometh, as a thief in the night, 82 00:07:26,207 --> 00:07:29,887 and then shall sudden destruction fall upon obstinate sinners 83 00:07:29,887 --> 00:07:31,927 and they shall not escape - 84 00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:33,807 Reverend Hale? 85 00:07:33,807 --> 00:07:36,247 Reverend Hale, I'm sorry to interrupt. 86 00:07:36,447 --> 00:07:38,607 Could you tell me, did Alex Deakin 87 00:07:38,607 --> 00:07:42,207 have any enemies here, up at Parva Manor, for example? 88 00:07:43,247 --> 00:07:45,287 He tried to turn me. 89 00:07:45,287 --> 00:07:47,127 He really tried. 90 00:07:47,127 --> 00:07:48,687 And now... 91 00:07:50,047 --> 00:07:52,727 God forgive me for meddling with such evil. 92 00:08:02,967 --> 00:08:04,927 Meddling with evil? 93 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:10,795 Why couldn't we have Guy Fawkes like everyone else? 94 00:08:10,795 --> 00:08:13,075 Because it's an old village tradition. 95 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:16,435 What would YOU know about tradition? You've only been here five minutes. 96 00:08:16,435 --> 00:08:19,875 All I wanted to do was - Stick your smart-arse fingers in. 97 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,515 ..teach the children how ignorance leads to fear, 98 00:08:22,515 --> 00:08:24,555 how it can affect a community. 99 00:08:24,555 --> 00:08:28,515 So we're ignorant now, are we? Not now. In the 17th century. 100 00:08:29,515 --> 00:08:33,035 If people hadn't been prejudiced - ALL GRUMBLE IN DISAGREEMENT 101 00:08:33,035 --> 00:08:35,395 If people hadn't been so prejudiced, 102 00:08:35,395 --> 00:08:39,355 all those innocent women wouldn't have been burned as witches. 103 00:08:39,355 --> 00:08:41,755 Who says they was innocent, eh? 104 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,075 Yeah. No smoke without fire. 105 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:45,995 VILLAGERS: Yeah. Yeah. 106 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,595 I think it was a good idea. 107 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:52,435 It brought us together against the Manor. 108 00:08:52,435 --> 00:08:56,435 Deakin brought us together against the Manor. Look what it did for him. 109 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,955 This really isn't going to help the children. 110 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:03,155 You're damn right. I'm taking my lad home with me right now. 111 00:09:03,155 --> 00:09:05,555 Mr Fox... Mr Fox, please! 112 00:09:24,195 --> 00:09:26,315 I won't be charging for the photos. 113 00:09:29,075 --> 00:09:31,195 Thank you, Matthew. 114 00:09:34,755 --> 00:09:37,755 Anyone would think it was a witch that...did it. 115 00:09:40,835 --> 00:09:44,355 Alan Clifford's been determined to destroy village life 116 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:46,235 since he bought the Manor. 117 00:09:46,235 --> 00:09:50,115 Why would he want to do that? A nightclub owner and pornographer? 118 00:09:50,115 --> 00:09:52,795 All that nonsense with the limousine last night 119 00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:54,835 was him trying to rain on our parade. 120 00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:57,915 He'd been at loggerheads with Alex Deakin for some time. 121 00:09:57,915 --> 00:09:59,555 About what, precisely? 122 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:03,355 See that building to the left of the Manor? That's the chapel. 123 00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:06,675 The village clergy used to serve there. 124 00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:10,795 Until Clifford had it deconsecrated. The Reverend Deakin objected? 125 00:10:10,795 --> 00:10:14,795 Alex was determined to see it restored to its proper use. 126 00:10:14,795 --> 00:10:18,075 Is there something IMPROPER about Clifford's use of this chapel? 127 00:10:19,675 --> 00:10:21,235 Inspector, 128 00:10:21,235 --> 00:10:25,555 I suggest a visit to Parva Manor might shorten your investigation. 129 00:10:26,595 --> 00:10:28,675 You know Hopkins, then? 130 00:10:28,675 --> 00:10:32,115 Yes, indeed I do. Professionally. She's a magistrate. 131 00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:35,115 Sounds like it's Clifford she wants on the bonfire. 132 00:10:35,115 --> 00:10:37,675 She was always a bit of a hanger and a flogger. 133 00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:39,555 She should work for Clifford. 134 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,835 People pay good money for that kind of thing. 135 00:10:41,835 --> 00:10:43,395 To see Mr Clifford. 136 00:10:47,555 --> 00:10:50,875 When's the earliest we can get this to the planning committee? 137 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,835 The next meeting's on Friday. 138 00:10:54,995 --> 00:10:56,875 Heathen! Defiler! 139 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,915 Devil! Oh, dear. Here we go. 140 00:11:07,955 --> 00:11:11,475 Heavenly Father, cleanse and sanctify this, your house, 141 00:11:11,475 --> 00:11:13,235 and shield it from the... 142 00:11:17,955 --> 00:11:20,955 Hey, hold on. DCI Barnaby. DS Scott. Causton CID. 143 00:11:20,955 --> 00:11:22,235 Hold on. 144 00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:24,995 See? The house of God turned into a brothel! 145 00:11:24,995 --> 00:11:26,955 We call it "a chapel of love". 146 00:11:27,835 --> 00:11:29,675 You won't get away with this. 147 00:11:29,675 --> 00:11:33,835 Whatever abomination it is you're planning, I'll stop it. 148 00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:36,075 On poor Alex's soul, I'll stop it. 149 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,875 Check the diary, Agnes. 150 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:41,155 See if I've had any vicars roasted (!) 151 00:11:43,955 --> 00:11:45,355 Well, well. 152 00:11:45,355 --> 00:11:49,435 What an adventurous conversion of a former place of worship. 153 00:11:49,435 --> 00:11:52,875 It still is a place of worship. Best sermons in the parish. 154 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:56,395 I understand the Reverend Deakin also opposed your plans. 155 00:11:56,395 --> 00:11:59,275 Well, he complained to the DOE. 156 00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,555 Oh, yes, and then he tried to prove 157 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:05,435 that the Manor didn't legally own this chapel. 158 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,355 So, what are you planning, exactly? 159 00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:10,195 Ask the God Squad. 160 00:12:10,195 --> 00:12:12,475 They've got the very best ideas. 161 00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:15,595 Mr Clifford, can you tell us, please, where you were 162 00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:19,235 between 12pm and 6pm yesterday afternoon? 163 00:12:19,235 --> 00:12:20,635 Erm... 164 00:12:20,635 --> 00:12:22,955 Lunch with the architects. 165 00:12:22,955 --> 00:12:26,075 Then there was a meeting between 3pm and 5pm, then... 166 00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:28,915 you got ready for your party. 167 00:12:30,555 --> 00:12:31,995 A meeting? 168 00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:34,955 It was a business meeting 169 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,915 between Mr Clifford and I. 170 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:43,315 I really don't know how you get these sheets so crumpled. 171 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,915 Mr Clifford, when did you last see Alex Deakin? 172 00:12:49,915 --> 00:12:55,275 He came round yesterday, claiming there was no record of the land being transferred from the church. 173 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,155 Was he right about that? 174 00:12:57,155 --> 00:13:01,355 The Manor got the land when the monasteries were dissolved, 175 00:13:01,355 --> 00:13:03,755 before present church records began. 176 00:13:03,755 --> 00:13:05,195 KNOCK AT DOOR 177 00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:07,915 Are you OK, Dad? He's fine. 178 00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:09,355 I didn't ask you. 179 00:13:10,475 --> 00:13:12,435 Can I introduce my daughter, Jo? 180 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,355 I'm DCI Barnaby. This is DS Scott. 181 00:13:17,315 --> 00:13:21,195 So, don't tell me. Everyone reckons Dad had the curate burned, 182 00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:23,275 cos he moaned about the chapel? 183 00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:25,395 Why would anyone suggest that? 184 00:13:25,395 --> 00:13:29,915 They believe what they read in the paper, so Dad's the devil incarnate. 185 00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:31,555 Jo, have a peach, dear. 186 00:13:32,955 --> 00:13:35,115 It's since her mother left. 187 00:13:36,435 --> 00:13:38,675 She thinks I need looking after. 188 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:47,395 There was an outbreak of swine fever in the 17th century. 189 00:13:47,395 --> 00:13:50,275 The villagers tried to cure it with prayers. 190 00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:54,355 That didn't work. Some women used herbal remedies. The pigs recovered. 191 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,755 Nice one. 192 00:13:56,875 --> 00:14:00,395 The women were tried for witchcraft and burned at the stake. 193 00:14:00,395 --> 00:14:02,915 I linked it into my citizenship lessons. 194 00:14:02,915 --> 00:14:05,035 We've been exploring prejudice 195 00:14:05,035 --> 00:14:07,795 and how it's rooted in fear and ignorance. 196 00:14:07,795 --> 00:14:11,475 How did the village react when you suggested making a straw woman? 197 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:15,395 Most of them thought it was a bit of a laugh, extra business for the pub. 198 00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:20,115 Some didn't like it, didn't say why, just weren't comfortable with it. 199 00:14:20,115 --> 00:14:22,555 How about the local church? 200 00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:27,075 Alex Deakin was against it from the start. 201 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,955 He thought it was pagan. 202 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,995 How long was the effigy on the bonfire before the ceremony began? 203 00:14:32,995 --> 00:14:36,035 Half an hour? We weren't sure about the weather, 204 00:14:36,035 --> 00:14:38,915 so we kept it in the shed till the last minute. 205 00:14:38,915 --> 00:14:42,355 How would you get something like this on top of a bonfire? 206 00:14:42,355 --> 00:14:46,395 Lucy Middleton's dad is a farmer. He lifted it on with his front loader. 207 00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:49,675 Any sign of it being tampered with? Not that I can think of. 208 00:14:49,675 --> 00:14:51,195 BELL Sorry. 209 00:14:51,195 --> 00:14:54,035 I've got to see the kids out. It's going-home time. 210 00:15:07,195 --> 00:15:10,595 Don't forget your gym kit tomorrow. He won't be here tomorrow. 211 00:15:10,595 --> 00:15:13,595 Afraid, Denise, the local coven will drink his blood? 212 00:15:13,595 --> 00:15:15,475 Kate. 213 00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:20,275 They're frightened of shadows, Liz. Don't let them get to you. 214 00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:24,395 Oh, erm, I was just talking to the police. 215 00:15:24,395 --> 00:15:26,755 I'll er... I'll see you later, yeah? 216 00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:28,595 You know where I am. Yeah. 217 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,715 Thanks, by the way. The kids loved it. 218 00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:37,835 You seem to have at least one ally. 219 00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:39,675 Mm. Kate Malpas. Yeah. 220 00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:41,795 She runs her own medical centre. 221 00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:44,635 Complimentary medicine. That kind of stuff. 222 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,835 Miss Francis, may I ask you, when did you last see Alex Deakin alive? 223 00:15:49,835 --> 00:15:51,515 Yesterday morning. 224 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:55,595 He was still trying to persuade the vicar to boycott the ceremony, 225 00:15:55,595 --> 00:15:59,515 so I took them both to the church to show them the parish records. 226 00:15:59,515 --> 00:16:02,555 It was the tradition for the vicar to light the fire. 227 00:16:03,555 --> 00:16:05,795 When we got there, to the crypt, 228 00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:08,075 Alan Clifford's PA was there. 229 00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:09,795 Agnes Waterhouse? Mm. 230 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,395 How did Agnes gain access to the crypt? 231 00:16:13,395 --> 00:16:15,875 That's what Deakin wanted to know. 232 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:20,555 Clifford should be a church warden. He refuses to serve. He has a key. 233 00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:22,835 And all the church wardens, they have keys? 234 00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:24,555 I think so. 235 00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:28,675 Clifford sent Agnes to see if there was a record of the church selling the chapel. 236 00:16:28,675 --> 00:16:31,315 Which didn't impress Deakin? No. He was livid. 237 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:33,395 What was it he said? 238 00:16:33,395 --> 00:16:36,635 He said, "If you want to burn anyone at the stake, burn Clifford." 239 00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:40,835 Then he went off to have it out with Clifford at the Manor. 240 00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:44,035 And I never saw him again. 241 00:16:46,075 --> 00:16:47,835 Thank you very much, Miss Francis. 242 00:16:48,915 --> 00:16:51,075 If you think of anything else, just - 243 00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:52,715 Give you a call? 244 00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:54,075 Yeah. 245 00:16:59,195 --> 00:17:02,195 Don't tell me. You wish you'd had a teacher like that. 246 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,155 I might have done better, if I had. 247 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,075 Come on. 248 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,075 DOG BARKS 249 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:41,435 TWIG SNAPS 250 00:17:47,995 --> 00:17:49,435 CREAKS 251 00:17:51,995 --> 00:17:53,435 BIRD SCREECHES 252 00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,155 WIND WHISTLES 253 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,795 EVIL GHOSTLY WHISPERING 254 00:19:19,195 --> 00:19:22,115 Is it true it was spon...taneous combustion? 255 00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:31,435 What's that all about? 256 00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:36,075 Something to do with an outbreak of swine fever in the 17th century? 257 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,075 Someone's trying to tell us something? 258 00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:39,435 Possibly. 259 00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:42,675 Ring round the local meat suppliers. 260 00:19:42,675 --> 00:19:45,115 Find a pig that's lost its head. Yes, sir. 261 00:19:51,995 --> 00:19:53,435 George. 262 00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:57,435 Can you be sure he's the vicar? 263 00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:03,835 So, what happened? 264 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,515 He was rendered unconscious somehow and then set alight? 265 00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,075 Probably. 266 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,235 I'll have to get back to you on what caused the fire. 267 00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:18,995 Why would anyone take against the vicar and his curate? 268 00:20:18,995 --> 00:20:21,835 Perhaps there's a Satanist on the loose. 269 00:20:21,835 --> 00:20:24,035 Don't use words like "Satanist". 270 00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:26,435 People are getting the wrong idea already. 271 00:20:34,675 --> 00:20:36,755 Get in and start praying. I would. 272 00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:43,635 Sorry. Are you not into the God thing? 273 00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:48,915 Pretty weird, isn't it? Two vicars burning like that. 274 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,355 There was a...pig's head. 275 00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:52,835 Yeah. 276 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,555 Dark forces on the prowl. The devil rides. 277 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,915 Don't joke about it. Please. 278 00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:05,915 So, do you just do gravestones? 279 00:21:07,435 --> 00:21:09,875 I do a lot of trees and rivers. 280 00:21:11,275 --> 00:21:13,755 I'm interested in light, how it moves. 281 00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,315 Yeah? 282 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,035 I've never met a proper photographer before. 283 00:21:18,035 --> 00:21:19,435 Sure. 284 00:21:19,435 --> 00:21:20,995 It's true. 285 00:21:20,995 --> 00:21:23,835 There's paparazzi camped outside Dad's clubs, 286 00:21:23,835 --> 00:21:25,995 but I never met one that did trees. 287 00:21:27,475 --> 00:21:29,795 I'm going to Fine Shade Woods later. 288 00:21:29,795 --> 00:21:31,595 BELL CHIMES Yeah? 289 00:21:31,595 --> 00:21:33,155 Can I watch? 290 00:21:44,459 --> 00:21:46,739 It seems that Deakin had a point. 291 00:21:47,259 --> 00:21:48,939 Sir? 292 00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:52,619 Well, there's no record of any chapel being sold to the Manor. 293 00:21:52,619 --> 00:21:55,939 Clifford said the transaction took place before records began. 294 00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,979 Well, he would, wouldn't he? 295 00:21:57,979 --> 00:22:00,019 Any joy with the pigs? 296 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:04,179 I spoke to the butcher in Causton. Seems Clifford likes his hog roasts. 297 00:22:04,179 --> 00:22:07,219 He took a delivery of three whole pigs on Thursday. 298 00:22:07,219 --> 00:22:11,739 Two priests dead. Both of them burned alive and both opposed to Clifford. 299 00:22:11,739 --> 00:22:13,779 Hale as good as accused him in front of us. 300 00:22:15,139 --> 00:22:19,339 So Clifford had him killed, too, and made it look like witchcraft? 301 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,259 THUD 302 00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:24,259 Search the vicarage, while I have a word with Mr Clifford. 303 00:22:37,779 --> 00:22:39,819 Am I paying you too much? 304 00:22:39,819 --> 00:22:41,859 Out of my shoe allowance. 305 00:22:41,859 --> 00:22:43,899 Are you going to try it? 306 00:22:43,899 --> 00:22:45,579 Yes. Certainly. 307 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:52,179 Oh, this is perfect. 308 00:22:55,379 --> 00:22:57,379 SOFT MUSIC Oh. 309 00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,339 You SHALL go to the ball. 310 00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:04,099 Think of it as a going-away present. 311 00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:06,219 Mm, thank you. 312 00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:10,699 Mr Clifford? 313 00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:13,419 I'm sorry to, er, trouble you again. 314 00:23:13,419 --> 00:23:15,659 It's all right, Miss Waterhouse. 315 00:23:15,659 --> 00:23:18,139 Please stay. I'd like to talk to you both, if I may. 316 00:23:22,179 --> 00:23:23,739 Thank you. 317 00:23:23,739 --> 00:23:28,299 Mr Clifford, I understand you take a regular delivery of whole pigs. 318 00:23:28,299 --> 00:23:30,179 Is that right? 319 00:23:30,179 --> 00:23:33,019 Yes. I heard about the business in the church. 320 00:23:34,899 --> 00:23:38,059 But if it was anyone at my end, I'd know about it, OK? 321 00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:40,579 OK. 322 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:43,179 Miss Waterhouse, 323 00:23:43,179 --> 00:23:46,859 you mentioned that you were at a meeting with Mr Clifford yesterday. 324 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,579 Can anyone else confirm that? 325 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,899 There was no-one actually in the room with us, no. 326 00:23:59,179 --> 00:24:03,219 So, exactly what kind of a nurse, are you, Miss Waterhouse? 327 00:24:03,219 --> 00:24:06,059 I...don't know what you're talking about. 328 00:24:07,139 --> 00:24:08,539 Oh, really? 329 00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:12,459 Don't worry. It's bound to come out some time. 330 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,299 Agnes is a terminal-care nurse. 331 00:24:16,299 --> 00:24:18,859 She's MY terminal-care nurse. 332 00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:21,019 Damn good she is, too. 333 00:24:21,019 --> 00:24:22,459 It's erm... 334 00:24:22,459 --> 00:24:24,059 It's the Big C. 335 00:24:25,179 --> 00:24:28,979 I've been trying to keep it out of the tabloids, but sex and death... 336 00:24:28,979 --> 00:24:31,739 You see, for me, they're a perfect headline. 337 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,459 I'm sorry. 338 00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:35,979 No need. 339 00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:38,819 Not as long as I've got Agnes looking after me. 340 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:44,899 The "meeting" was for me, Miss Waterhouse and my pain control. 341 00:24:46,459 --> 00:24:49,179 Do you keep diamorphine stored here, then? 342 00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:51,139 Mm, it's all in the records. 343 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:57,779 Does anyone in the village know about your condition? 344 00:24:57,779 --> 00:25:02,419 Just Kate Malpas. She and Agnes manage my pain for me between them. 345 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:04,459 I didn't fancy chemo. 346 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,539 I thought about it, 347 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:10,179 then I thought I'd rather go out with my hair on and trousers down. 348 00:26:05,349 --> 00:26:07,389 Sometimes, in the summer, 349 00:26:07,389 --> 00:26:09,149 I sleep out here. 350 00:26:11,309 --> 00:26:14,229 You get this really intense light first thing. 351 00:26:14,229 --> 00:26:16,669 It's amazing, through the new leaves. 352 00:26:16,669 --> 00:26:18,709 Is there much money in it? 353 00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:20,749 Not in trees, there's not. 354 00:26:20,749 --> 00:26:22,989 I get a bit from weddings and things. 355 00:26:23,989 --> 00:26:26,029 Not enough to go professional. 356 00:26:26,029 --> 00:26:28,069 What's that one over there? 357 00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:29,509 A birch. 358 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:33,949 They don't live long, but they've got the best bark. 359 00:26:34,989 --> 00:26:38,069 All that silver, peeling off a living thing. 360 00:26:39,109 --> 00:26:41,509 Does your dad like you being a photographer? 361 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,629 Not much. 362 00:26:44,629 --> 00:26:47,669 If I made it as a professional, he might not mind. 363 00:26:50,949 --> 00:26:53,589 Time you got yourself a proper portfolio, then. 364 00:27:21,590 --> 00:27:24,590 The... The children made one each, as a memento. 365 00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:27,510 OK. How did this one wind up on Hale's mantelpiece? 366 00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:30,390 Someone must have stolen them. 367 00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:33,830 No. I saw they were missing before the ceremony. 368 00:27:33,830 --> 00:27:35,910 We did ask you if you'd noticed - 369 00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:38,230 Anything unusual. I know. 370 00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:40,310 Where were they kept? 371 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:43,510 In the hall. Kept open, so people could see the kids' pictures. 372 00:27:43,510 --> 00:27:46,390 Look, I'm...I'm sorry, OK? 373 00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:53,390 Hale and Deakin, were they...? 374 00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:54,910 Were they gay? 375 00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:57,510 Erm, just a bit. 376 00:27:58,550 --> 00:28:01,030 How did people feel about that? 377 00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:03,150 I doubt the traditionalists were happy. 378 00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:05,390 And what about Hopkins and Cole? 379 00:28:05,390 --> 00:28:09,270 Oh, yeah, they all used to go on the Gay Pride rally together (!) 380 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:14,350 Sorry. 381 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:17,470 Try these. They're good for sore throats. 382 00:28:19,070 --> 00:28:20,510 Thank you. 383 00:28:21,590 --> 00:28:23,230 OPENS CONTAINER 384 00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:25,190 WIND HOWLS 385 00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:33,990 WIND ECHOES 386 00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:40,630 WIND WHISTLES 387 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,430 HOWLING 388 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:47,030 BIRDSONG 389 00:28:48,870 --> 00:28:50,830 CHICKENS CLUCK 390 00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:55,390 Jo? 391 00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:15,430 Why didn't Miss Francis mention this before? 392 00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:16,870 She forgot. 393 00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:19,470 She forgot? 394 00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:21,950 A vital piece of evidence and she forgot? 395 00:29:21,950 --> 00:29:24,270 You know what this makes Miss Francis. 396 00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:26,630 Well, it doesn't make her a witch. 397 00:29:26,630 --> 00:29:29,750 I also found this on Hale's mantelpiece. 398 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:35,430 Miss Francis reckons that Hopkins and Cole weren't too impressed. 399 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:12,230 Judy, delay my first house call, would you? Something's come up. 400 00:30:18,590 --> 00:30:20,870 JUDY: Mrs Hopkins to see you, Doctor. 401 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:32,230 Sorry. Have I called at a bad time? 402 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,670 Just checking the BCG results from the school. 403 00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:37,790 I thought I'd drop them off before afternoon surgery. 404 00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:43,510 She's rather an attractive girl, in her way, don't you think? 405 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,030 Attractive? 406 00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,470 Miss Francis. 407 00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:52,430 I wonder if we shouldn't have gone for someone less...obvious. 408 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:57,430 Wouldn't do for any of the older boys to go starry-eyed about her. 409 00:30:57,430 --> 00:31:01,750 Well, this older boy prefers someone a little more mature. 410 00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:05,110 In fact, 411 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:07,190 once we've found our new vicar... 412 00:31:08,270 --> 00:31:11,950 perhaps you and I could consider shortening our engagement. 413 00:31:11,950 --> 00:31:13,430 John. 414 00:31:13,430 --> 00:31:16,230 Of course, we do have Matthew to consider, but... 415 00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,550 I wish he weren't so hostile to me. 416 00:31:19,550 --> 00:31:23,710 He's still tied to his mother's apron strings. God rest her soul. 417 00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:32,350 JUDY: DCI Barnaby to see you, Doctor. 418 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,350 Er, OK. Send him through, would you? 419 00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:39,430 John...? KNOCK AT DOOR 420 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,150 Morning. Just finishing surgery. 421 00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:46,190 We can wait. No, it's all right. 422 00:31:48,270 --> 00:31:49,830 Morning. 423 00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:54,030 Dr Cole, was the Reverend Deakin registered with you? 424 00:31:54,030 --> 00:31:55,390 No. 425 00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:59,430 Was the Reverend Hale registered with you? 426 00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:01,390 No. 427 00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:03,470 I wonder why that was. 428 00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:06,550 I mean, you're the village GP and a church warden. 429 00:32:07,630 --> 00:32:09,750 I believe they wanted to be discreet, 430 00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,990 given the nature of their relationship. 431 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:15,150 Did you object to that relationship? 432 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,350 I tried to ignore it. 433 00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:22,110 Now, if you don't mind, I've got rather a lot of house calls. 434 00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:25,510 Where were you on Wednesday between 4pm and 6pm, sir? 435 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:27,870 I was with Mrs Hopkins. 436 00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:31,590 Can she confirm that, given the nature of YOUR relationship? 437 00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:42,990 There's nothing serious between Margaret and me. 438 00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:45,310 So you've no reason to lie for each other? 439 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:49,350 If anyone's lying about Wednesday, it's Clifford. Go and persecute him. 440 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:53,230 Mr Clifford was receiving medical treatment at the time. 441 00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:55,790 Medical treatment? 442 00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,950 Yes. Does that surprise you? 443 00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:04,190 What did Reverend Hale say when I asked him if Deakin had any enemies? 444 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:06,670 He seemed scared, scared of Cole. 445 00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:11,190 Who, as a GP, has access to enough narcotics to have drugged Deakin. 446 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:14,550 So does Clifford. Yeah, but all his are accounted for. 447 00:33:14,550 --> 00:33:17,110 What are those? Herbal throat lozenges. 448 00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:20,670 Kate Malpas makes them. She'll put Dr Cole out of business. 449 00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:23,070 Where did you get 'em? Er, Liz Francis. 450 00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:24,550 Oh? 451 00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,470 Sir, I have a sore throat. Oh. 452 00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:35,620 KNOCK AT DOOR Matthew? 453 00:33:39,823 --> 00:33:41,343 Hey! L-l-look. 454 00:33:42,383 --> 00:33:43,903 Oh, my God. 455 00:33:43,903 --> 00:33:45,943 And there's a...pig's head, 456 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:48,023 a pig's head on an altar. 457 00:33:48,023 --> 00:33:50,143 A what? It's the same as the church. 458 00:33:50,143 --> 00:33:51,903 A pig on an altar. 459 00:33:51,903 --> 00:33:54,023 Matthew, you've been dreaming. 460 00:33:54,023 --> 00:33:56,063 No, I haven't. You fell asleep. 461 00:33:56,063 --> 00:33:59,143 I tried to wake you, but you looked so peaceful and lovely. 462 00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:03,623 It's...a witch. It must be. 463 00:34:03,623 --> 00:34:06,303 Oh, sure (!) It's not some kids having a laugh, 464 00:34:06,303 --> 00:34:08,263 it's the hex of the Black Hag. 465 00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:11,423 Now, come with me. 466 00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:13,703 Let's see if we can get you clean. 467 00:34:21,564 --> 00:34:25,524 Barnaby, I trust you're here to tell me I'm free to use the church? 468 00:34:25,524 --> 00:34:29,244 Er, no. No. I'm afraid not, but Forensics shouldn't be long. 469 00:34:29,244 --> 00:34:32,164 So, this used to be the old vicarage? 470 00:34:32,164 --> 00:34:34,444 Yes, my ex-husband bought it. 471 00:34:34,444 --> 00:34:37,444 It came to me as part of our divorce settlement. 472 00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:39,524 The Church was my solace, then. 473 00:34:39,524 --> 00:34:43,724 When I die, I'd like it to have its vicarage back, unless I marry again. 474 00:34:43,724 --> 00:34:45,324 Mrs Hopkins, 475 00:34:45,324 --> 00:34:49,644 I wonder how you feel about the Church's teachings on homosexuality. 476 00:34:52,044 --> 00:34:56,604 Well, the Church doesn't like openly homosexual relationships. 477 00:34:56,604 --> 00:34:58,724 And how about you, Mrs Hopkins? 478 00:34:58,724 --> 00:35:03,084 How did you feel about the relationship between the two reverends? 479 00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:06,044 I had no quarrel with their liturgical preferences. 480 00:35:06,044 --> 00:35:08,244 Both High Church, funnily enough. 481 00:35:08,244 --> 00:35:10,484 What about... (COUGHS) 482 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:12,644 What about Dr Cole? 483 00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:16,084 I'd strongly advise you against using that woman's poisons. 484 00:35:18,364 --> 00:35:21,484 So, neither you nor Dr Cole disliked having 485 00:35:21,484 --> 00:35:23,764 a gay clerical team in the parish? 486 00:35:25,004 --> 00:35:28,044 Dr Cole is a fine doctor and a committed Christian. 487 00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:31,284 If he harbours homophobic prejudice, which I doubt, 488 00:35:31,284 --> 00:35:35,004 then he will be judged in a higher court than we have ever set foot in. 489 00:35:36,444 --> 00:35:40,284 Infatuated AND lying. And they both loathe Clifford. 490 00:35:40,284 --> 00:35:43,444 So, what are you saying, three birds with one stone? 491 00:35:43,444 --> 00:35:45,764 Get rid of their troublesome priests 492 00:35:45,764 --> 00:35:48,564 and point the finger at the vulgar intruder. 493 00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:51,964 It's what they do in the Bible, isn't it? Burn the sinners. 494 00:36:18,604 --> 00:36:20,564 You naughty little girl. 495 00:36:24,324 --> 00:36:26,684 Looking forward to our trip? 496 00:36:27,804 --> 00:36:31,564 The glories of Christendom, Rome, Jerusalem? 497 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:35,364 Or maybe we should just go for a B & B in Skegness. 498 00:36:36,404 --> 00:36:37,844 SQUEAK 499 00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:42,284 What are...you doing here? 500 00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:45,084 I'm a doctor, Matthew, remember? 501 00:36:45,084 --> 00:36:49,404 I'm here to see Miss Clifford's father. I might ask you the same. 502 00:36:49,404 --> 00:36:52,404 Security thought he was trying to photograph the Manor. 503 00:36:52,404 --> 00:36:54,244 I had to pull them off. 504 00:36:54,244 --> 00:36:56,044 Yeah. 505 00:36:57,484 --> 00:36:59,564 Yeah. Thanks. 506 00:37:03,324 --> 00:37:04,844 (SIGHS) 507 00:37:04,844 --> 00:37:07,404 If only he had his father's grip. 508 00:37:08,444 --> 00:37:09,884 Indeed. 509 00:37:10,964 --> 00:37:13,804 When were you thinking for our little jaunt? 510 00:37:13,804 --> 00:37:15,764 I can be free any time. 511 00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:18,764 Not while Dad's like he is. 512 00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:22,644 Anyway, who told you he was ill? The police. 513 00:37:22,644 --> 00:37:26,324 They still haven't worked out who killed Deakin and Hale. 514 00:37:26,324 --> 00:37:27,884 Useless shower! 515 00:37:31,604 --> 00:37:33,684 You do see why we have to wait? 516 00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:37,004 I couldn't be with anyone while Dad's still suffering. 517 00:37:43,884 --> 00:37:45,404 Can I help? 518 00:37:45,404 --> 00:37:47,284 I'm sure you can. 519 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,804 I'd like a word with Mr Clifford's medical advisers, if I may? 520 00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:57,684 You're talking to them. I'm sorry? 521 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,484 Dr Cole. 522 00:38:00,484 --> 00:38:03,284 Come to cleanse us of our sins? 523 00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:04,884 You! 524 00:38:07,324 --> 00:38:09,724 Talk about mutton dressed as lamb. 525 00:38:12,484 --> 00:38:14,884 How many people have you seen die, Jo? 526 00:38:14,884 --> 00:38:16,924 Not very pleasant, is it? 527 00:38:16,924 --> 00:38:18,804 Get out of my way. 528 00:38:18,804 --> 00:38:22,844 Whatever it takes to get your father through this, I'll do it. 529 00:38:22,844 --> 00:38:25,364 It's my job. It's what he pays me for. 530 00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:29,444 And if you need help, too, you only have to ask. 531 00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:34,324 Mr Clifford, I really can't recommend this kind of treatment 532 00:38:34,324 --> 00:38:36,644 for such a serious condition. 533 00:38:36,644 --> 00:38:38,644 Thank you very much, Kate. 534 00:38:38,644 --> 00:38:41,524 For pity's sake! You can't rely on her hocus-pocus drivel. 535 00:38:42,644 --> 00:38:45,804 Oh, it's a badly overheated liver you've got there, Dr Cole. 536 00:38:46,524 --> 00:38:50,604 Cut out coffee for a bit. Try an infusion of dandelion root, instead. 537 00:38:50,604 --> 00:38:53,164 You're a fraud, Malpas. 538 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,404 A fraud and a mountebank. She speaks very highly of you, too. 539 00:38:57,444 --> 00:38:59,324 Do you have any idea 540 00:38:59,324 --> 00:39:02,844 of the damage she's done to the health of this village? 541 00:39:02,844 --> 00:39:05,404 Village? Damage? 542 00:39:05,404 --> 00:39:08,644 It's time for your morphine, Alan. You need to calm down. 543 00:39:08,644 --> 00:39:12,364 Alan, why don't you invite Dr Cole to your party tomorrow tonight? 544 00:39:12,364 --> 00:39:15,524 Fags And Hags. Right up your street. Oh, yes. 545 00:39:16,764 --> 00:39:19,324 Go to hell. Thank you for coming. 546 00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:20,884 Doctor. 547 00:39:23,684 --> 00:39:26,764 He's right. You DO need a proper doctor. 548 00:39:26,764 --> 00:39:30,164 So, you don't think Agnes and Kate are PROPER? 549 00:39:30,164 --> 00:39:32,044 I mean, hospitals, Dad. 550 00:39:32,044 --> 00:39:35,004 Drugs. You've got the money to buy the best in the world. 551 00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:39,444 All you've got is two old tarts banging on about the perfect death. 552 00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:43,284 They are professionals. You just don't get it, do you? 553 00:39:43,284 --> 00:39:45,244 I don't want you to die, Dad. 554 00:39:47,204 --> 00:39:49,244 Come on. Your father needs some rest. 555 00:39:53,364 --> 00:39:55,484 I can take over from here, Kate. 556 00:39:56,764 --> 00:39:58,484 I'll see you tomorrow. 557 00:40:00,644 --> 00:40:02,404 Good night, Alan. 558 00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:03,804 Good night. 559 00:40:04,844 --> 00:40:07,964 I suppose I should be grateful. Girls still fighting over me. 560 00:40:15,764 --> 00:40:19,764 (SCOTT READS) The original source of the ignition burns the skin 561 00:40:19,764 --> 00:40:22,044 and melts the subcutaneous fat. 562 00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:25,244 This then soaks into the clothing, acting as a wick. 563 00:40:26,244 --> 00:40:27,604 Nice (!) 564 00:40:30,004 --> 00:40:31,604 CREAKING 565 00:40:34,244 --> 00:40:36,244 WIND WHISTLES 566 00:40:44,564 --> 00:40:46,244 Miss Malpas! 567 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:48,244 Can I have a word, please? 568 00:40:57,272 --> 00:40:59,592 I was a GP in London for 12 years. 569 00:40:59,592 --> 00:41:01,792 All this started as a sideline. 570 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:04,192 So, you left a career in proper medicine, then? 571 00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:05,592 Not really. 572 00:41:05,592 --> 00:41:08,792 Most modern treatments have their roots in this sort of thing. 573 00:41:08,792 --> 00:41:11,232 How did you get to work for Clifford? 574 00:41:11,232 --> 00:41:16,552 He was interested in alternative therapies. Agnes contacted me. 575 00:41:16,552 --> 00:41:19,592 You must have impressed him. Yeah. He impressed me. 576 00:41:19,592 --> 00:41:21,872 A refreshing attitude to death. 577 00:41:21,872 --> 00:41:25,512 Made such a change from the sadomasochistic death cult 578 00:41:25,512 --> 00:41:27,312 on offer in Church. (The what?) 579 00:41:27,312 --> 00:41:32,512 Were either the Reverend Hale or Alex Deakin patients of yours? 580 00:41:32,512 --> 00:41:35,992 Yeah. I gave Jim Hale anti-stress tablets. 581 00:41:36,152 --> 00:41:39,632 His er...situation played havoc with his nerves. 582 00:41:39,632 --> 00:41:41,272 What was his "situation"? 583 00:41:41,272 --> 00:41:44,072 His being gay was a disappointment for Margaret. 584 00:41:44,072 --> 00:41:47,232 She'd lobbied the bishop for an unmarried vicar. 585 00:41:47,232 --> 00:41:51,992 So then she switched her affections to your...rival, Dr Cole. 586 00:41:53,072 --> 00:41:56,872 Only Cole sees himself as my rival. He has a closed mind 587 00:41:56,872 --> 00:41:59,312 and an irascible temperament. 588 00:41:59,312 --> 00:42:02,032 In mediaeval terms, he has an excess of choler. 589 00:42:02,032 --> 00:42:03,912 "An excess of choler"? 590 00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:07,392 Setting up a rival practice, that couldn't have helped. 591 00:42:08,512 --> 00:42:11,752 There will always be people who prefer aspirin to willow bark. 592 00:42:11,752 --> 00:42:13,512 A bit like religion. 593 00:42:13,512 --> 00:42:16,152 Some people like slurping Communion wine. 594 00:42:16,152 --> 00:42:18,712 Others like dancing naked round a bonfire. 595 00:42:18,712 --> 00:42:21,512 I take it you're not a churchgoer. No. 596 00:42:21,512 --> 00:42:25,072 People make piles of stones and think they've found God. 597 00:42:25,072 --> 00:42:27,952 If it gives them comfort, that's their affair. 598 00:42:27,952 --> 00:42:31,552 I prefer Agnes. If anyone can make death bearable, she can. 599 00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,232 What's protein shock venom? 600 00:42:33,232 --> 00:42:36,312 A mutation retardant. I get the venom from the frog. 601 00:42:37,312 --> 00:42:39,312 CROAKS 602 00:42:46,032 --> 00:42:48,072 People pay for stuff like that. 603 00:42:48,072 --> 00:42:52,032 The things you buy from a proper chemist are just a purified version. 604 00:42:52,032 --> 00:42:54,192 Sure (!) "Doctor, it's my throat." 605 00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:56,312 "Suck a frog three times a day." 606 00:42:56,312 --> 00:42:58,232 BANGING DR COLE: Malpas! 607 00:43:00,272 --> 00:43:03,112 You're a damned disgrace to the profession. 608 00:43:03,112 --> 00:43:05,032 Do you hear me?! 609 00:43:05,032 --> 00:43:08,032 FURTHER BANGING "An excess of choler." 610 00:43:08,032 --> 00:43:12,272 Mediaeval medicine might have something to teach us. Come on. 611 00:43:15,832 --> 00:43:17,232 Dr Cole! 612 00:43:18,352 --> 00:43:22,512 I wonder if we might possibly have a word with you - in your surgery? 613 00:43:24,072 --> 00:43:27,112 She's no business treating anyone who's seriously ill. 614 00:43:27,112 --> 00:43:29,392 Surely that is Mr Clifford's choice. 615 00:43:30,392 --> 00:43:32,472 Then he deserves to die. 616 00:43:32,472 --> 00:43:34,752 Like the homosexual priests? 617 00:43:34,752 --> 00:43:37,752 Do you know what "Malpas" means? 618 00:43:37,752 --> 00:43:39,192 No. I don't. 619 00:43:39,192 --> 00:43:40,912 It's French, 620 00:43:40,912 --> 00:43:43,392 "mal" - "evil", "pas" - "step". 621 00:43:43,392 --> 00:43:45,112 "Evil step." 622 00:43:45,112 --> 00:43:48,032 Can I see your drug register, please? 623 00:43:49,112 --> 00:43:51,192 I don't know where it is. 624 00:43:51,192 --> 00:43:53,352 I'll give you some time to find it. 625 00:43:53,352 --> 00:43:56,632 I'd like to see it by tomorrow morning, please. 626 00:43:56,632 --> 00:43:58,512 And, Dr Cole, 627 00:43:58,512 --> 00:44:01,712 please don't leave the village without informing us. 628 00:44:12,032 --> 00:44:13,592 DOOR CLOSES 629 00:44:52,792 --> 00:44:54,752 HEARTBEAT INCREASES 630 00:45:14,672 --> 00:45:16,272 Dad! Look! 631 00:45:16,272 --> 00:45:19,312 Look at this! How dare you come in here, Matthew. 632 00:45:19,312 --> 00:45:21,152 It's me! Look. I'm next... 633 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:22,632 Those are mine. 634 00:45:25,312 --> 00:45:27,352 And they're a damned disgrace! 635 00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:29,632 Someone had the good sense to send them to me. 636 00:45:29,632 --> 00:45:32,672 Jo's my girlfriend. We're lovers. 637 00:45:32,672 --> 00:45:36,872 Jo Clifford wouldn't hold your hand, let alone sleep with you. 638 00:45:39,629 --> 00:45:40,949 Matthew! 639 00:45:45,749 --> 00:45:48,589 Meet me at the church in five minutes. Be there. 640 00:45:49,669 --> 00:45:53,509 John! Where have you been all evening? Barnaby seems to think... 641 00:46:08,469 --> 00:46:10,629 And I thought you were after Miss Francis. 642 00:46:10,789 --> 00:46:12,869 Margaret! Don't Margaret me. 643 00:46:12,869 --> 00:46:15,909 They're Matthew's. I found him with them in his darkroom. 644 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:19,149 What exactly were you intending to do with them at this hour? 645 00:46:19,149 --> 00:46:21,149 I'm going to burn the filth 646 00:46:21,149 --> 00:46:23,149 and then I'm going to pray. 647 00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:26,469 Shall I come with you? 648 00:46:26,469 --> 00:46:28,709 I'm the one who's failed as a father. 649 00:46:29,709 --> 00:46:31,509 Pray for Matthew. 650 00:46:32,509 --> 00:46:34,509 He's not a happy soul. 651 00:46:35,989 --> 00:46:37,989 You're a good man, John. 652 00:46:43,469 --> 00:46:45,069 GATE CREAKS 653 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,349 GHOSTLY WHISPERING 654 00:47:57,629 --> 00:47:57,629 SCREAMING 655 00:48:31,067 --> 00:48:33,552 He was on fire. I tried to put it out. 656 00:48:33,552 --> 00:48:36,155 No! You brought it back. 657 00:48:36,155 --> 00:48:38,181 400 years and you brought it back. 658 00:48:38,181 --> 00:48:41,299 Witch! Look what you've done to the lad. 659 00:48:41,299 --> 00:48:44,315 Why? Because she's a damned witch! 660 00:48:44,548 --> 00:48:45,993 Don't listen to them, Matthew. 661 00:48:45,993 --> 00:48:47,475 No! 662 00:48:54,236 --> 00:48:55,271 Lucy? 663 00:48:56,646 --> 00:49:01,329 This officer will stay with you. We'll come round later to take a statement. 664 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:06,522 Come on. 665 00:49:11,810 --> 00:49:14,955 George,what are his chances? 666 00:49:15,562 --> 00:49:18,142 If he lives, he'll have Miss Francis to thank. 667 00:49:19,651 --> 00:49:25,758 George, if you wanted to create the impression of spontaneous combustion, are you able to do that? 668 00:49:26,038 --> 00:49:29,595 You mean, like a conjuring trick? Exactly like that. Yeah. 669 00:49:30,121 --> 00:49:32,292 You might be able to do it chemically. 670 00:49:32,292 --> 00:49:34,972 Could you set something up in the lab to show me? 671 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:38,819 I'll try. Come round first thing. Can you make it tonight? 672 00:49:41,363 --> 00:49:42,678 Thank you. 673 00:49:42,889 --> 00:49:45,933 Oh, by the way, the traces of a narcotic on Deakin. 674 00:49:46,185 --> 00:49:48,608 It's organic. Valerian. 675 00:49:48,830 --> 00:49:51,193 Commonly used by homeopaths. 676 00:49:51,193 --> 00:49:53,793 Thank you, George. Cheers. See you later. 677 00:49:53,793 --> 00:49:59,266 If valerian is a herbal sedative - 678 00:49:59,863 --> 00:50:02,428 Kate Malpas's medicines are found all over the village. 679 00:50:03,025 --> 00:50:09,263 Did Margaret Hopkins appear to you to be unduly keen to get this church reopened after Hale's death? 680 00:50:09,263 --> 00:50:12,399 Oh, she's a full-on Bible-basher, sir. 681 00:50:12,399 --> 00:50:16,761 Yet her lover's burned a few yards from her front door and we see no sign of the lady. 682 00:50:23,921 --> 00:50:25,580 Looks like photographs. 683 00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:28,763 Taken by Matthew Cole, perhaps, and burnt by John Cole? 684 00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:31,467 Or by his attacker. Yeah. 685 00:50:31,795 --> 00:50:35,204 Yeah. We'll have to take a look at his darkroom, of course, and... 686 00:50:35,685 --> 00:50:38,548 and that. I'll go and see Liz Francis. 687 00:50:38,548 --> 00:50:41,571 Again. Don't let anyone see that doll. 688 00:50:41,571 --> 00:50:44,619 Whoever's doing this is trying to cause a lot of upset. 689 00:51:22,045 --> 00:51:23,170 Sir. 690 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:25,741 OK. I'll take it from here. 691 00:51:25,970 --> 00:51:27,406 Thank you. 692 00:51:27,837 --> 00:51:32,137 I've er...given her a mild sedative. She'll be able to answer questions. 693 00:51:32,365 --> 00:51:33,805 Thank you. 694 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:51,452 Yes. It was Hopkins. It was erm... 695 00:51:52,390 --> 00:51:56,143 It was like she'd caught him with something, some kind of papers. 696 00:51:57,052 --> 00:51:59,942 She seemed angry at first, then he calmed her down. 697 00:51:59,942 --> 00:52:03,297 What kind of papers? I couldn't see from here. 698 00:52:03,297 --> 00:52:07,834 Then Hopkins went off somewhere and Cole made a beeline for the church. 699 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,834 So you followed him, just like that? 700 00:52:09,834 --> 00:52:13,694 What if he had something to do with Hale and Deakin? 701 00:52:16,704 --> 00:52:19,231 Erm... When I got there, he was on fire. 702 00:52:25,732 --> 00:52:28,913 I used a fire extinguisher and I called an ambulance. 703 00:52:29,189 --> 00:52:31,098 Did anybody see you? 704 00:52:32,587 --> 00:52:35,698 I could say, "As God is my witness", but it's not my style. 705 00:52:41,110 --> 00:52:44,146 VILLAGERS CHANT: Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! 706 00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:48,099 Stay here. Witch! Witch! Witch! 707 00:52:55,408 --> 00:52:58,127 Matthew! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! 708 00:53:05,876 --> 00:53:07,863 Did you put him up to this? 709 00:53:07,863 --> 00:53:12,202 He's mad with grief. He needs help. Can't you see that? 710 00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:15,260 No. You've all gone loopy yourselves. 711 00:53:15,614 --> 00:53:17,363 When he shows up, you come to me. 712 00:53:17,583 --> 00:53:20,583 Fine. If you tell her to go back where she came from. 713 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:22,976 We wouldn't want her getting burnt, would we? 714 00:53:22,976 --> 00:53:24,940 That'll do. 715 00:53:25,382 --> 00:53:27,349 Jed Fox, I'm arresting - Wait! Wait! 716 00:53:27,578 --> 00:53:29,009 Just... 717 00:53:29,245 --> 00:53:31,430 Just let it go. Please. 718 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:43,407 I'll get Uniform to put someone outside your door. No, you won't. It's just a broken window. 719 00:53:51,993 --> 00:53:54,863 Sir, I've just spoken to Liz Francis. 720 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,269 I think we should check Cole's desk. 721 00:54:06,349 --> 00:54:08,861 Cullen, Conver, Cochrane... 722 00:54:09,609 --> 00:54:13,505 But no Cole. Why would Matthew not register as a patient with his own father? 723 00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:18,109 Clifford,Josephine Pandora. 724 00:54:18,977 --> 00:54:20,777 Sir? Yeah. 725 00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:24,469 What do you reckon? Part of a secret porn collection? 726 00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:26,496 Could be. 727 00:54:26,762 --> 00:54:30,183 Say Hopkins catches him with the dirty pictures, she goes ballistic. 728 00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:33,435 I'm not in the habit of going ballistic, Sergeant. 729 00:54:35,769 --> 00:54:39,426 Except with police officers who fail to apply for a search warrant. 730 00:54:40,397 --> 00:54:45,282 Mrs Hopkins. Now you're here, perhaps you can help. 731 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:48,687 Does this mean anything to you? 732 00:54:49,021 --> 00:54:50,560 Mrs Hopkins, we have a witness 733 00:54:50,857 --> 00:54:54,466 who saw you arguing with Dr Cole just before he was attacked. 734 00:54:55,062 --> 00:54:59,129 Apparently there was some altercation about some papers - 735 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:02,073 Nonsense. Photographs perhaps. 736 00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:06,246 He's a Christian. A Christian doctor. 737 00:55:06,983 --> 00:55:10,187 Do those words mean anything to you? 738 00:55:11,848 --> 00:55:14,512 You'd rather put your faith in herbs and spells. 739 00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:16,687 Just like all the other heathens! 740 00:55:16,687 --> 00:55:19,228 It's a sickness in the village. 741 00:55:19,228 --> 00:55:21,265 Just like it always was. 742 00:55:28,339 --> 00:55:30,838 ♪ Firelight and sing refrain 743 00:55:31,532 --> 00:55:34,529 ♪ Vanquish darkness with her name 744 00:55:35,362 --> 00:55:36,962 ♪ Evil spirits... 745 00:55:38,269 --> 00:55:40,004 ♪ Please... 746 00:55:40,615 --> 00:55:42,405 ♪ Burning... ♪ 747 00:57:10,905 --> 00:57:12,583 How did you do that? 748 00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:17,129 O-level chemistry. It's phosphorus. It burns in the atmosphere at room temperature. 749 00:57:17,662 --> 00:57:20,916 So find a solvent to make a solution and hey presto, 750 00:57:21,513 --> 00:57:24,985 the solvent evaporates and the phosphorus burns. 751 00:57:25,861 --> 00:57:28,454 Can you test for traces in the victim? 752 00:57:28,454 --> 00:57:31,010 Cole's clothes are covered in fire extinguisher. 753 00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:33,432 I might get something from Hale. 754 00:57:34,906 --> 00:57:39,756 George, if this is only O-level chemistry, then anyone can do it, can't they? 755 00:57:40,354 --> 00:57:43,912 And they could get the chemicals from any school laboratory. 756 00:57:43,912 --> 00:57:48,806 I pity the youth of today. Health and safety wouldn't let them near it in a million years. 757 00:57:58,996 --> 00:58:01,964 Miss? Oh, Lucy. Hi. 758 00:58:02,468 --> 00:58:04,677 I don't think you're a witch. 759 00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:08,947 Thank you. 760 00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:11,697 She wanted you to know. 761 00:58:14,517 --> 00:58:16,270 Come on. 762 00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:48,563 Hello, Matthew. 763 00:58:49,533 --> 00:58:51,584 Remember that brick? 764 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,383 Matthew? 765 00:58:56,819 --> 00:58:58,563 Can you hear me? 766 00:59:00,309 --> 00:59:01,784 Stone. 767 00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:04,227 And cold. 768 00:59:04,456 --> 00:59:06,375 What's that? 769 00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:08,463 The altar. 770 00:59:09,776 --> 00:59:11,186 Evil. 771 00:59:13,654 --> 00:59:15,154 Pictures. 772 00:59:15,466 --> 00:59:18,346 What pictures, Matthew? Were they your pictures? 773 00:59:20,785 --> 00:59:21,900 Matthew... 774 00:59:23,290 --> 00:59:27,296 Matthew, did you know Jo Clifford was one of your father's patients? 775 00:59:57,994 --> 01:00:02,236 She's 19. You think she should tell me every time she goes out? 776 01:00:02,450 --> 01:00:05,674 Look, Dr Cole will probably die in the next few hours. 777 01:00:05,674 --> 01:00:10,443 His son seems to be having some kind of a breakdown and I need to talk to your daughter. 778 01:00:10,443 --> 01:00:12,375 Alan, if Jo knows anything - 779 01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:15,121 Don't go on at him. Agnes. 780 01:00:16,922 --> 01:00:20,694 Inspector, can I have a word with you for a moment, please? 781 01:00:24,825 --> 01:00:26,901 A witch's altar. 782 01:00:27,555 --> 01:00:30,196 He came to my surgery last night deeply disturbed. 783 01:00:30,196 --> 01:00:33,646 I tried to give him a sedative, which he rejected violently. 784 01:00:33,646 --> 01:00:36,881 I asked him to show me the place. Did he say where it was? 785 01:00:37,819 --> 01:00:41,290 I know he used to take photographs down at Fine Shade Woods. 786 01:00:41,577 --> 01:00:46,169 Miss Malpas, why would Matthew come to you if he was feeling upset? 787 01:00:46,662 --> 01:00:49,193 He's been my patient for the past few years. 788 01:00:49,193 --> 01:00:51,646 Not that his father would know that. 789 01:00:51,646 --> 01:00:54,632 Matthew worshipped his mother. She died last year. 790 01:00:54,632 --> 01:00:58,711 Matthew thinks Hopkins persuaded Cole to help her on her way. 791 01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:51,820 "Records Past Present Sins." 792 01:01:52,178 --> 01:01:54,249 Someone shoved it under the door. 793 01:01:55,117 --> 01:01:56,873 Oh, and...take a look at this. 794 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,829 These have just come in from the lab. 795 01:02:14,454 --> 01:02:15,607 So... 796 01:02:17,613 --> 01:02:22,647 Matthew Cole took 'em and his dad Dr Cole got hold of them. 797 01:02:22,899 --> 01:02:25,232 And if Hopkins caught Cole with them then - 798 01:02:25,232 --> 01:02:29,937 She maybe attempted to send them the way of their sexually deviant clergy. 799 01:02:35,144 --> 01:02:39,997 We saw it with our own eyes. A priest and his curate burnt alive. 800 01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:44,392 Do these things just happen? Are they natural? 801 01:02:44,392 --> 01:02:46,054 No. No way. 802 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:50,444 Who is it who has made known her hatred of all things holy? 803 01:02:50,444 --> 01:02:55,704 Who is it who has undermined the medical care of our good doctor by peddling her potions? 804 01:02:55,704 --> 01:02:58,909 Who is it who has poisoned poor Matthew's mind? 805 01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:02,135 First she turns her witch's brew against our church, 806 01:03:02,135 --> 01:03:05,229 then our doctor and now his son. 807 01:03:05,482 --> 01:03:07,313 The only question is: 808 01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:09,159 who's next? 809 01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:11,422 Well, come on, then. What are we waiting for? 810 01:03:11,662 --> 01:03:13,255 That's enough! 811 01:03:13,255 --> 01:03:15,712 You're too late, Barnaby. You've had your chance. 812 01:03:16,821 --> 01:03:20,152 Making an arrest, Barnaby? Not before time. 813 01:03:20,409 --> 01:03:22,964 For crying out loud, you're a justice of the peace. 814 01:03:22,964 --> 01:03:25,628 How many more have to die for his incompetence? 815 01:03:25,628 --> 01:03:28,690 Margaret Hopkins, I'm arresting you for incitement to civil disorder. 816 01:03:28,690 --> 01:03:30,062 You do not have to say anything - 817 01:03:30,062 --> 01:03:32,296 Lay off, Barnaby! 818 01:03:32,510 --> 01:03:35,725 We will get to the bottom of this. And I promise you this... 819 01:03:36,232 --> 01:03:40,488 when we do make an arrest, it won't be any kind of witch. 820 01:03:49,547 --> 01:03:50,545 Come on. 821 01:04:00,133 --> 01:04:01,883 Phoo! Talk about a death cult. 822 01:04:30,883 --> 01:04:32,179 Brilliant. 823 01:04:32,179 --> 01:04:34,799 I just... This bulb... 824 01:04:46,135 --> 01:04:48,626 I've got the one we need. 825 01:04:48,626 --> 01:04:51,374 I don't suppose you've got a plaster, do you? 826 01:04:54,801 --> 01:04:56,818 Did you send this? 827 01:05:01,368 --> 01:05:04,513 We've reprinted some of Matthew's negatives. 828 01:05:05,403 --> 01:05:08,364 Perhaps this will jog your memory, Mrs Hopkins. 829 01:05:09,529 --> 01:05:11,494 There.? 830 01:05:11,711 --> 01:05:15,602 Now, it seems that Dr Cole kept these hidden in his surgery. 831 01:05:15,602 --> 01:05:17,546 That's hardly appropriate, is it? 832 01:05:17,546 --> 01:05:19,484 Given that Miss Clifford was one of his patients 833 01:05:19,484 --> 01:05:23,181 and will inherit her father's empire. How dare you. 834 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:30,297 They were sent to him as a warning against the evil influence the pornographer was having on his poor son. 835 01:05:30,935 --> 01:05:32,815 Sir? Call from the hospital. 836 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:34,941 Tell them I'll get back to them. 837 01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:38,884 They found something on Matthew Cole. It sounded urgent. 838 01:05:40,555 --> 01:05:42,982 Interview terminated at 20:50 hours. 839 01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:50,440 "Confessing the cat to be her kindred, familiar spirit, 840 01:05:51,139 --> 01:05:56,192 she" - ow - "submitted her person to be weighed against the Holy Bible, 841 01:05:56,868 --> 01:06:03,298 and being found lighter was convicted of witchcraft and taken to a place of execution." 842 01:06:05,577 --> 01:06:08,396 "Weighed against the Holy Bible." What does that mean? 843 01:06:08,949 --> 01:06:12,188 I guess fat was a feminist issue back in 1660. 844 01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:16,151 Oh, come on. It's not your fault. 845 01:06:17,301 --> 01:06:19,398 I should never have come here. 846 01:06:19,398 --> 01:06:23,286 400 years and I've stirred the whole thing up again. Nothing's changed. 847 01:06:26,771 --> 01:06:28,173 No. 848 01:06:50,919 --> 01:06:53,738 What can you tell me about this photograph, Matthew? 849 01:06:54,453 --> 01:06:56,639 We found it on you. 850 01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,743 Matthew, can you hear me? 851 01:07:01,621 --> 01:07:04,700 Who took this photograph, Matthew? 852 01:07:07,109 --> 01:07:11,008 Someone is trying to scare you, Matthew. It's nothing to do with a witch. 853 01:07:17,795 --> 01:07:19,159 Yeah, all right. 854 01:07:30,872 --> 01:07:33,172 "This is DS Scott. Please leave a message." 855 01:07:35,290 --> 01:07:36,071 Scott... 856 01:07:37,522 --> 01:07:41,547 call me as soon as you get this, please. I need you to help me. 857 01:07:42,483 --> 01:07:45,146 And what happened to leaving your mobile on? 858 01:07:56,307 --> 01:08:01,045 Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace, 859 01:08:02,482 --> 01:08:05,788 according to thy word, for mine eyes have seen thy salvation. 860 01:08:26,764 --> 01:08:28,681 Not saying goodbye? 861 01:08:31,753 --> 01:08:33,606 I didn't want to wake you up. 862 01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:46,712 Can I call round later? 863 01:08:52,861 --> 01:08:54,534 See you later, then. 864 01:09:26,761 --> 01:09:29,259 Morning, sir! What happened to you? 865 01:09:30,578 --> 01:09:33,581 I had to interview Margaret Hopkins single-handed last night. 866 01:09:33,581 --> 01:09:35,584 You've arrested Hopkins? Yes, I did. 867 01:09:35,584 --> 01:09:39,228 For her own good. The evidence against her was circumstantial. 868 01:09:39,682 --> 01:09:42,796 I had to let her go. Well, what about the pictures? 869 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:46,365 She's seen the light at last about Dr Cole. 870 01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:49,615 It seems there was more than one photographer. Take a look. 871 01:09:51,746 --> 01:09:53,444 Who took this? 872 01:09:53,665 --> 01:09:58,283 The person who builds altars in the woods. I thought I asked you to keep your mobile on. 873 01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:27,064 Dan? 874 01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:43,785 'Dan, it's Liz. Listen, I know who it is. I can't believe we missed it. 875 01:10:43,785 --> 01:10:45,682 Meet me at the church, yeah?' 876 01:10:46,390 --> 01:10:47,728 Sir? 877 01:11:05,106 --> 01:11:06,044 Liz? 878 01:11:09,716 --> 01:11:10,684 Liz! 879 01:11:15,569 --> 01:11:16,786 Liz! 880 01:11:24,688 --> 01:11:26,270 Liz! 881 01:11:28,948 --> 01:11:29,973 Scott! 882 01:11:43,523 --> 01:11:44,849 Liz! 883 01:12:19,362 --> 01:12:23,395 And apart from there being no straw doll, everything else was the same? 884 01:12:23,395 --> 01:12:28,183 It looks that way. I'm analysing the residues on Hale's clothing. 885 01:12:28,581 --> 01:12:30,669 And? Still checking on the phosphorus. 886 01:12:30,669 --> 01:12:33,972 There's definitely some kind of industrial solvent present. 887 01:12:33,972 --> 01:12:35,504 Pin it down, George. 888 01:12:35,504 --> 01:12:38,793 Get the names of all the suppliers. Job for Sergeant Scott, isn't it? 889 01:12:38,793 --> 01:12:42,688 No, it's not this time. I'd like you to do me the favour, please. 890 01:12:42,891 --> 01:12:46,793 You can call me on my mobile. I've got a drinks party to go to. 891 01:12:53,248 --> 01:13:00,353 "Dan, it's Liz. Listen, I know who it is. I can't believe we missed it. 892 01:13:01,403 --> 01:13:03,184 Meet me at the church, yeah?" 893 01:13:07,628 --> 01:13:10,929 Hello. Were you looking for Miss Francis? 894 01:13:12,130 --> 01:13:15,300 Yeah. Yeah, I think I was. 895 01:13:25,135 --> 01:13:27,666 "I can't believe we missed it." 896 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:52,613 "Executed this day, most falsely protesting her innocence." 897 01:14:09,209 --> 01:14:10,637 Er...ladies and gentlemen, 898 01:14:10,977 --> 01:14:12,559 welcome. 899 01:14:12,806 --> 01:14:14,155 As you might have heard, 900 01:14:14,155 --> 01:14:19,082 my next appearance in the press is likely to be in the obituary column, 901 01:14:20,036 --> 01:14:23,150 which is why I thought it only fair to introduce you 902 01:14:23,352 --> 01:14:25,978 to our project for the manor 903 01:14:26,227 --> 01:14:29,691 before it goes to the planning department later on today. 904 01:14:30,380 --> 01:14:35,044 And so, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Alan Clifford Hospice. 905 01:14:43,261 --> 01:14:50,595 A fully equipped oasis, where rationally minded people will be able to end their days 906 01:14:50,864 --> 01:14:53,732 on this glorious planet. 907 01:14:54,024 --> 01:14:57,153 Or should I say...God's Earth? 908 01:14:57,937 --> 01:15:00,833 As it says in the good book somewhere - 909 01:15:01,123 --> 01:15:04,215 Mrs Hopkins will know it chapter and verse - 910 01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:08,763 "In my end is my beginning." 911 01:15:10,606 --> 01:15:16,303 And so, good people, I give you the future of Midsomer Parva. 912 01:15:18,892 --> 01:15:23,754 In this way, I hope to ensure I shan't be leaving you completely. 913 01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:28,406 When I've gone, my trusted nurse Agnes Waterhouse, 914 01:15:28,656 --> 01:15:33,476 and my brilliant if unconventional medical advisor Kate Malpas, 915 01:15:33,822 --> 01:15:37,447 will run the centre for the benefit of you all. 916 01:15:46,352 --> 01:15:48,409 It's very impressive, Mr Clifford. 917 01:15:48,644 --> 01:15:50,856 Shame your daughter wasn't here to witness it. 918 01:15:50,856 --> 01:15:54,718 I haven't seen her, but if I do, Inspector, you're the first to know. 919 01:16:07,970 --> 01:16:09,416 Mrs Hopkins. 920 01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:14,061 Look. 921 01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:19,584 There goes your witch, Barnaby. 922 01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:35,417 Let me go. 923 01:16:43,421 --> 01:16:47,687 Miss Clifford, I believe that you took this photograph. 924 01:16:47,999 --> 01:16:52,195 I believe that you seduced Matthew after posing for him in the woods. 925 01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:57,962 Now, Matthew started a second roll of film halfway through your little photo shoot. 926 01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,951 You took the first one from him when he was asleep. 927 01:17:01,388 --> 01:17:04,388 You left him the second, but with one extra shot on it. 928 01:17:04,388 --> 01:17:06,850 This one...which you took. 929 01:17:08,288 --> 01:17:09,693 Why? 930 01:17:20,276 --> 01:17:22,265 I wanted to wind up Cole. 931 01:17:22,862 --> 01:17:27,958 He comes on like he's this really sympathetic GP, and I thought he was all right. 932 01:17:30,335 --> 01:17:32,811 Then he starts wanting to examine me. 933 01:17:32,811 --> 01:17:35,090 Well, did you complain? 934 01:17:37,869 --> 01:17:41,530 I told him I was thinking about joining his church. 935 01:17:42,596 --> 01:17:44,450 He loved that. 936 01:17:44,981 --> 01:17:47,245 He said we should go on holiday together. 937 01:17:48,361 --> 01:17:50,736 And was Matthew going to get a postcard? 938 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,668 Matthew was part of the plan. 939 01:17:55,543 --> 01:18:00,255 Daddy thinks he's pulled a teenager, but, oops, Matthew got there first. 940 01:18:01,567 --> 01:18:04,977 His dad treats him like dirt. Oh, and you don't. 941 01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:09,753 We had a laugh. Think this is a laugh, do you? 942 01:18:11,393 --> 01:18:13,956 Look, I'm sorry, OK? Yes, all right. 943 01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:18,166 So you heard about the pig's head up in the church, 944 01:18:18,701 --> 01:18:21,960 and what? You decided to spice things up with Matthew, did you? 945 01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:25,095 I wanted to see how they liked having a real witch. 946 01:18:25,095 --> 01:18:28,318 I got a pig's head from the kitchen and made an altar in the woods. 947 01:18:29,494 --> 01:18:31,846 I tried to get rid of it after Cole got burnt. 948 01:18:31,846 --> 01:18:34,767 In fit of conscience? Yes! 949 01:18:35,511 --> 01:18:38,864 I gave Matthew some of Kate Malpas's herbal stuff. 950 01:18:38,864 --> 01:18:43,212 Yes, I took the picture and sent the sexy ones to his dirty old man. 951 01:18:43,507 --> 01:18:47,156 But that's it, OK? I didn't try and kill his dad. 952 01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:49,907 I didn't even get his message until this morning. 953 01:18:49,907 --> 01:18:51,834 What message? 954 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,729 I think he'd realised it was Matthew who'd taken the pictures of me. 955 01:18:56,175 --> 01:18:59,794 He wanted to meet in the church, but I'd left my in Dad's room. 956 01:19:07,883 --> 01:19:09,315 Matthew? 957 01:19:15,492 --> 01:19:17,614 Oh, God! What have I done? 958 01:19:17,866 --> 01:19:19,807 Talk to him, Jo. 959 01:19:20,197 --> 01:19:22,963 If he seems not to hear, talk to him. 960 01:19:24,358 --> 01:19:25,555 Excuse me. 961 01:19:34,309 --> 01:19:35,418 Barnaby. 962 01:19:41,034 --> 01:19:42,956 You've done what? 963 01:19:54,554 --> 01:19:56,515 Not before time, Barnaby, eh? 964 01:19:56,515 --> 01:19:59,935 We're still doing your work for you. Sort it out, mate. 965 01:20:00,526 --> 01:20:03,532 I kept thinking of what Liz had said in that last message. 966 01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:06,972 She was reading the parish records. I went to see what she'd found. 967 01:20:08,821 --> 01:20:11,762 "Executed this day, most falsely protesting her innocence, 968 01:20:11,762 --> 01:20:14,232 Katherine Malpas." 969 01:20:14,232 --> 01:20:17,666 "Records past, present, since." Sir, it's got to be her. 970 01:20:23,682 --> 01:20:25,156 Miss Malpas. 971 01:20:28,752 --> 01:20:30,784 Why didn't you mention this before? 972 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:35,475 Advertise that you were related to a witch over the past few days, 973 01:20:35,475 --> 01:20:37,918 if you lived here? I wouldn't want to live here at all. 974 01:20:37,918 --> 01:20:41,785 Unless I wanted to make sure Alan Clifford's new hospice went ahead. 975 01:20:41,785 --> 01:20:44,041 That is worth fighting for. 976 01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:46,995 Is it worth burning people alive for? 977 01:20:49,316 --> 01:20:53,628 Katherine Malpas was murdered three centuries ago by bigots 978 01:20:53,628 --> 01:20:57,326 because they didn't understand her. She cured their pigs. 979 01:20:57,611 --> 01:21:00,564 Now, you seriously suppose she'd approve 980 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,856 of me burning people alive because I don't share their beliefs? 981 01:21:06,369 --> 01:21:08,585 Would you excuse us for a moment? 982 01:21:12,055 --> 01:21:13,976 Do you think she's lying? I think - 983 01:21:13,976 --> 01:21:18,607 Our killer is still at large. Why don't you start to use your head? 984 01:21:29,844 --> 01:21:33,380 I seem to have got the crackling right. It's nice and crispy. 985 01:21:33,877 --> 01:21:35,753 You do that. 986 01:21:37,383 --> 01:21:41,578 So, how's the witch hunt? The witch hunt is not concluded. 987 01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:46,332 Witch hunts never are. You burn one, you have to find another. 988 01:21:46,957 --> 01:21:49,508 That's horrible, Cully. It's true. 989 01:21:49,770 --> 01:21:53,187 Everyone needs to have something they can feel good about hating. 990 01:21:53,187 --> 01:21:54,991 Plus everyone loves a bonfire. 991 01:21:54,991 --> 01:21:57,906 How's Daniel getting on with it all? Oh...Daniel. 992 01:21:57,906 --> 01:22:01,394 Suddenly, ever since Liz Francis died, he's gone to pieces. 993 01:22:01,607 --> 01:22:05,294 He's a human being. Yes. He's also a CID officer. 994 01:22:05,672 --> 01:22:09,398 I mean, you cannot mix romance and policing, can you? 995 01:22:09,871 --> 01:22:12,118 And you're not a romantic? 996 01:22:12,118 --> 01:22:14,368 What was that song you used to sing? 997 01:22:14,796 --> 01:22:16,968 Erm... # Those fingers in my hair 998 01:22:17,220 --> 01:22:19,210 ♪ That sly, come-hither stare 999 01:22:19,210 --> 01:22:21,415 ♪ That strips my conscience bare? 1000 01:22:21,415 --> 01:22:23,631 ♪ It's witchcraft... ♪ 1001 01:22:24,006 --> 01:22:28,199 Do you remember, Tom? You gave me that LP as a going-away present. 1002 01:22:29,438 --> 01:22:32,611 A going-away present. Oldest spell in the book, Dad. 1003 01:22:35,018 --> 01:22:37,607 Think of it as a going-away present. 1004 01:22:38,198 --> 01:22:41,839 When we got to the crypt, Alan Clifford's PA was there 1005 01:22:41,839 --> 01:22:45,787 to see if there was anything about the church selling the chapel. 1006 01:22:47,201 --> 01:22:48,757 I'm sorry. 1007 01:22:50,281 --> 01:22:52,328 Oh, Tom! 1008 01:23:06,205 --> 01:23:07,643 No Kate? 1009 01:23:08,266 --> 01:23:10,928 She's been helping the police with their enquiries. 1010 01:23:12,193 --> 01:23:14,396 Whatever it was, they let her go. 1011 01:23:14,914 --> 01:23:17,032 She's on her way home. 1012 01:23:18,310 --> 01:23:19,824 Right. 1013 01:23:21,584 --> 01:23:23,893 I'll tell everyone you'll be down in a minute. 1014 01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:26,306 No sign of Jo. 1015 01:24:25,188 --> 01:24:28,163 'Parva Manor. Agnes Waterhouse speaking.' 1016 01:24:30,024 --> 01:24:31,335 'Hello?' 1017 01:24:50,542 --> 01:24:54,980 Scott, get yourself to the manor house and bring Kate Malpas with you. 1018 01:24:55,266 --> 01:24:56,952 We may need her. 1019 01:25:00,261 --> 01:25:03,242 I'm sorry about what happened to your Dad. 1020 01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:06,965 Matthew. 1021 01:25:12,266 --> 01:25:13,442 Dad? 1022 01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:15,200 Jo? 1023 01:25:15,576 --> 01:25:16,793 It's me. 1024 01:25:17,827 --> 01:25:21,069 I'd... I'd really like you to be here tonight. 1025 01:25:27,603 --> 01:25:28,867 Jo. 1026 01:25:29,746 --> 01:25:34,690 You should speak to him - go to him, talk to him, 1027 01:25:35,002 --> 01:25:36,612 while you still can. 1028 01:25:43,469 --> 01:25:46,202 I'm sure Kate was right about what they said. 1029 01:25:46,202 --> 01:25:48,758 I don't want to be half asleep at the party. 1030 01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:52,417 I wouldn't worry about Kate. 1031 01:26:20,853 --> 01:26:22,077 Agnes? 1032 01:26:22,630 --> 01:26:24,020 What are you... 1033 01:26:26,227 --> 01:26:28,245 Kate? Sshh! 1034 01:26:32,621 --> 01:26:35,638 Let Kate take care of things after we've gone. 1035 01:26:38,628 --> 01:26:41,796 Oh...for pity's sake. What... 1036 01:26:44,010 --> 01:26:45,941 I love you, Alan. 1037 01:26:46,316 --> 01:26:48,923 We may not have had the perfect life together, 1038 01:26:49,317 --> 01:26:51,495 but we'll have the perfect death. 1039 01:26:51,495 --> 01:26:52,991 KNOCK ON DOOR Mr Clifford! 1040 01:26:53,210 --> 01:26:54,523 Mr Clifford! 1041 01:26:59,902 --> 01:27:01,805 No! No! No! 1042 01:27:06,449 --> 01:27:08,903 No! Get off him, you bitch! 1043 01:27:08,903 --> 01:27:15,508 Agnes Waterhouse, I arrest you for the murders of Alex Deakin, Jim Hale and Elizabeth Francis. 1044 01:27:15,739 --> 01:27:17,960 How many of these has he taken? How many? 1045 01:27:18,179 --> 01:27:19,775 Enough! 1046 01:27:20,143 --> 01:27:23,826 Take these, Alan. Please, it's an antidote. 1047 01:27:24,061 --> 01:27:26,846 They're poison! What is happening? 1048 01:27:28,026 --> 01:27:30,668 She's trying to frame Miss Malpas here. 1049 01:27:30,668 --> 01:27:33,030 Everything was going so well between us. 1050 01:27:33,249 --> 01:27:37,628 Then suddenly Kate this... Kate that...Kate the other! 1051 01:27:38,014 --> 01:27:41,918 You were the one person to stand between her and her final ambition. 1052 01:27:42,227 --> 01:27:45,172 To die the perfect death with the man she loved. 1053 01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:46,712 Dad? SIRENS 1054 01:27:47,266 --> 01:27:49,626 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1055 01:27:59,333 --> 01:28:03,688 The only trouble was we hadn't heard about the first Katherine Malpas. 1056 01:28:04,557 --> 01:28:07,783 So you had to send us a clue, didn't you? 1057 01:28:09,585 --> 01:28:12,412 Records past... present and since. 1058 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:16,890 You'd been looking through the parish records and you found the perfect scenario. 1059 01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:21,253 Your rival was related to a witch. 1060 01:28:22,114 --> 01:28:26,086 When Liz Francis decided to revive the straw woman ceremony, 1061 01:28:26,395 --> 01:28:30,684 she unwittingly presented you with an ideal opportunity. 1062 01:28:32,648 --> 01:28:34,599 I don't know what you're talking about. 1063 01:28:34,599 --> 01:28:36,289 Don't you? 1064 01:28:37,350 --> 01:28:41,180 I wondered, did you ever take O-level chemistry? 1065 01:28:48,768 --> 01:28:50,638 Methylbenzene. 1066 01:28:51,675 --> 01:28:54,965 Toluene, to give it its industrial name. 1067 01:28:54,965 --> 01:28:57,671 It's a solvent, as I think you know. 1068 01:28:57,908 --> 01:29:01,383 Perfect for dissolving volatile chemicals like phosphorus. 1069 01:29:01,661 --> 01:29:04,057 I found that behind your drugs fridge. 1070 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:05,184 And... 1071 01:29:07,794 --> 01:29:09,501 ..there were these. 1072 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:27,467 Miss Waterhouse? 1073 01:29:29,383 --> 01:29:33,255 My last patient was a school lab technician. 1074 01:29:34,985 --> 01:29:36,542 Lovely man. 1075 01:29:37,389 --> 01:29:39,394 He had leukaemia. 1076 01:29:40,259 --> 01:29:42,971 He showed me the experiment they used to do with phosphorus. 1077 01:29:45,176 --> 01:29:47,015 It was his favourite trick. 1078 01:30:18,775 --> 01:30:19,926 So... 1079 01:30:20,751 --> 01:30:28,142 after Alex Deakin had made his protest to Mr Clifford on the morning of the straw woman's ceremony, what did he do? 1080 01:30:28,142 --> 01:30:31,413 He invited you into the vicarage for a coffee? 1081 01:30:34,310 --> 01:30:37,702 'I told him I could influence Alan to reconsecrate the chapel. 1082 01:30:37,926 --> 01:30:41,325 Poor man. He was so desperate, he actually believed me.' 1083 01:30:41,601 --> 01:30:44,699 He was sick. Mentally unstable. 1084 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:48,878 Religious belief is a manifestation of mental illness in my book. 1085 01:30:50,043 --> 01:30:53,040 'So I medicated him. I gave him a sedative. 1086 01:30:53,572 --> 01:30:55,465 I put it in his coffee.' 1087 01:30:59,738 --> 01:31:03,691 'I chose the moment when I knew Liz Francis was busy with the children. 1088 01:31:04,118 --> 01:31:07,495 I knew her stupid straw woman was in the shed.' 1089 01:31:17,884 --> 01:31:24,452 After the death of his beloved Alex, I knew that Hale would go to the church that night to pray. 1090 01:31:26,782 --> 01:31:28,804 I'd taken Alan's key. 1091 01:31:30,467 --> 01:31:32,821 I put the pig's head on the altar... 1092 01:31:33,854 --> 01:31:36,263 poured toluene onto his robes. 1093 01:31:46,454 --> 01:31:48,344 It was quite impressive. 1094 01:31:54,982 --> 01:31:56,633 The others were easy. 1095 01:31:56,851 --> 01:31:59,764 Cole left a message on Jo's mobile. 1096 01:32:00,471 --> 01:32:04,646 I picked it up and went to meet him at the church. 1097 01:32:06,398 --> 01:32:08,138 Why Liz? 1098 01:32:09,326 --> 01:32:11,780 She'd read the parish records. 1099 01:32:11,998 --> 01:32:15,492 She knew I'd read them, and she worked out what I'd done. 1100 01:32:16,772 --> 01:32:21,875 After she'd arranged to meet me at the church, I found her there alone. 1101 01:32:23,256 --> 01:32:25,767 So you...burned her alive. 1102 01:32:30,041 --> 01:32:31,534 I had to. 1103 01:33:12,118 --> 01:33:13,472 Kate? 1104 01:33:16,227 --> 01:33:17,493 Kate. 1105 01:33:20,555 --> 01:33:24,063 For what's it's worth... I hope you'll stay. 1106 01:33:24,611 --> 01:33:26,251 Thank you. 1107 01:33:27,192 --> 01:33:29,756 Do you know why that pub's called The Oak? 1108 01:33:31,611 --> 01:33:33,046 No. 1109 01:33:33,636 --> 01:33:36,694 There used to be an old tree on that spot. 1110 01:33:37,926 --> 01:33:42,341 The first Katherine Malpas was hanged there. 1111 01:33:42,545 --> 01:33:44,204 Hanged? 1112 01:33:44,527 --> 01:33:47,334 There were no witches burnt in this village. 1113 01:33:47,535 --> 01:33:49,771 Only straw women. 1114 01:33:50,256 --> 01:33:53,666 Still, everyone loves a good bonfire, eh? 1115 01:34:32,924 --> 01:34:34,674 ITFC Subtitles CATHERINE FOWELL & SEAN SUTTON 1115 01:34:35,305 --> 01:34:41,842 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/4yjeq Help other users to choose the best subtitles